tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1178163893409712886.post5647331427582173373..comments2023-10-14T01:26:09.828-07:00Comments on Author, Jenn Cooksey's Blog: Landslide's Release Day Giveaway Extravaganza!!Jenn Cookseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08605568460233899403noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1178163893409712886.post-86031817250638181852015-09-06T16:46:20.151-07:002015-09-06T16:46:20.151-07:00My solemn duty, dear, is to serve and honor you…
...My solemn duty, dear, is to serve and honor you…<br /><br />I looove to giveth unto thee ideas,<br />thots you never thot of:<br />the picturesque protagonist, par excellence,<br />the non-perishables, the luxurious ditzy-glitz:<br />the generous, undiluted expansion of d’bizarre;<br />the epic endoorphins - an open door to an <br />onomatopoeia Vernacular;<br />the high-flying, barnstorming,<br />toxic firewurKS from yeee-haw KS<br />taking you in a completely new direction<br />than where you originally planned!!<br />O! the mind doth boggle, girly-whirly!!<br /><br />Why else does a moth fly FROM the night<br />than to a bold, attractive candle Light??<br />Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.<br />You’re creative, yes?<br />Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…<br /><br />Whether you obtain morality4mortality to wiseabove<br />or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,<br />while I realize my penname is quite morbid, yet,<br />you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie<br />which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile:<br />I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:<br /><br />Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity<br />of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium?<br />An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date?<br />An IQ much higher than K2?<br />An extraordinarily, anti-establishment-victory<br />With both sardonic, satirical wit Who’s savvy<br />and avant-guarde-humility??<br />Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed<br />(with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):<br /><br />“Faith, hope, and love,<br />the greatest of these is love - <br />jump into faith...<br />and you'll VitSee with love”<br />Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);<br />God believes in you.<br /><br />Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down<br />from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find<br />nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX…<br /> of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.<br /><br />Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.<br /><br />PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”<br />-our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241446130197185049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1178163893409712886.post-9369575018167184102015-02-09T12:03:03.639-08:002015-02-09T12:03:03.639-08:00First of all, I LOVE the cover, and it's actua...First of all, I LOVE the cover, and it's actually what made me purchase the book :) I am new to your work. As far as the prize I'd be most anxious to win? It's be the Annotated & Autographed Copy of Landslide hands down.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578150205910725855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1178163893409712886.post-10743602457549323942015-02-04T21:37:31.231-08:002015-02-04T21:37:31.231-08:00I love the cover and would love to get a signed pa...I love the cover and would love to get a signed paperback of this book! No, she isn`t a new author to me. I already read Shark bait and The other fish in the sea and loved both!leahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08648452456445846061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1178163893409712886.post-34520239684339612652015-01-28T08:20:35.170-08:002015-01-28T08:20:35.170-08:00You are amazing!You are amazing!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12931945667039596350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1178163893409712886.post-58374509320690108542015-01-28T05:26:49.654-08:002015-01-28T05:26:49.654-08:00Landslide is at the top of my all time favs! It wa...Landslide is at the top of my all time favs! It was incredible!!!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16536940008473943768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1178163893409712886.post-57908675914593073222015-01-27T16:50:12.972-08:002015-01-27T16:50:12.972-08:00Landslide is at the top of my all time favs! It wa...Landslide is at the top of my all time favs! It was incredible!!!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16536940008473943768noreply@blogger.com